Wow, this is interesting, how many ways there are to not help someone when you have a giant corporation dedicated to the worst customer support on the planet. This has been going on so long I’m running out of clever ways to title my posts.
Click here for a video of my original issue. Here is my latest exchange!
Your Account Amazon.com Message From Customer Service
Thank you for contacting Amazon.
I’m sorry that you’ve had trouble in login with your Kindle app. I understand how disappointing it is.
I’ve checked the detail from my end and found that our technical team is still working on this issue so that you no need to explain the issue again an again.
I’ve check the master ticket status for this issue and our technical team request you to please send the screen shot of the registration screen (basically the screen which has the issue).
In this case, I’d request you to please cooperate with us and try to register the device and send the screen-shot of the registration screen (basically the screen which has the issue) so that we can forward it to the technical team to resolve this issue as earliest as possible. You
It usually takes 1-2 business days for this sort of research, but in this case it’s taking a little longer. I’m very sorry about this delay.
You can provide the screen shot with the help of below link.
Please visit the following link to provide the information we requested:
Of course, I’ve already provided a complete movie of my problem. I clicked on the link and was amused and not at all surprised to find out it does not have a way for me to provide a screen shot with my message!
So I clicked “Send e-mail.” I got the following response from Amazon. You can’t make this stuff up, folks:
Hello from Amazon,
You’ve written to an address that does not accept incoming e-mails, but we have provided links to help answer some common questions.
Where’s My Stuff/Order: http://www.amazon.com/help/wheres-my-stuff
Cancel Items or Orders: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/?ie=UTF8&nodeId=201976060
Problem with an Order: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/?nodeId=201945500
Marketplace Order Problems: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/?ie=UTF8&nodeId=201889250
Gift Certificates: https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/?ie=UTF8&nodeId=201937160
Returns & Refunds: http://www.amazon.com/returns
Your move, Amazon.com! I can’t wait to hear back from Earth’s most Customer-Centric Company with a solution to my now months-old issue.